people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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