I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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