dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think a kid would responsible me up
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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