She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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