Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Jerry, you need to find god
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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