There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
FUCK WHALES
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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