And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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