You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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