If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
40s are totally the cure
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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