YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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