hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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