Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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