Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I won the penis lottery.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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