i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
