That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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