You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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