he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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