Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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