What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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