your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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