How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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