We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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