Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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