I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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