Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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