Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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