i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
