Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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