i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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