they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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