I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
