I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize