I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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