What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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