The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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