I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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