Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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