Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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