i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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