Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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