Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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