Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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