Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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