Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
No subtext here. People are naked.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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