That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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