She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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