the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
my liver is dry heaving
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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