I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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