Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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