Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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