: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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