Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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