im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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