You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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