No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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