He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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