singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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