honey bunches of taint.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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