that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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